May 2, 2006
The Girlspeak to English Dictionary
If you are in the mood for a laugh today (my birthday!) take a look at the Girlspeak to English Dictionary.
My favorites:
She says English
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We need I want
It's your decision The correct decision should
be obvious by now
We need to talk I need to complain
I'm not upset Of course I'm upset, you
moron.
You're...so manly You need a shave and you
sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight. Is sex all you ever think
about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not I have PMS.
overreacting!
Be romantic, turn out the lights. I have flabby thighs.
Is my butt fat? Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. Just agree with me.
Do you like this recipe? It's easy to fix, so you'd
better get get used to it.
I'm not yelling! Yes I am yelling because I
think this is important.
In answer to the question "What's wrong?"
The same old thing. Nothing.
Nothing. Everything.
Everything. My PMS is acting up.
I don't want to talk about it. Go away, I'm still building
up evidence against you.
Some cute relies from this discussion on Fark.com:
05-02 06:23:30 AM TappingTheVein
Men's dictionary:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy.
3. I am tired = I am tired.
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now.
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay.
