March 15, 2004
Fuke Duck, or Duck Fuke
Any Duke-haters out there can have a good bit of fun over at the occasionally hilarious Fark.com site, run by Drew Curtis, a Kentucky fan who hates Duke, and thus, running a very Maryland-friendly site. The site got its 15 minutes of fame when it was all over the Janet Jackson Super Bowl incident, literally within minutes, way ahead of the media curve.
Yesterday's threads included one here. Sample quote:
my beef against duke is that EVERY year they get ALL the best recruits; being a private school they have all kinds of ca$h to spend on recruting and such; so it's no wonder that they usually put a great team on the floor.that and i got my BS at maryland.
god i hate those stuck-up duke bastidges.
and:
It used to be that some Duke dorks would show up in these threads and try to throw up some resistance...it was funny watching them get their asses handed to them.
On another thread, the little Duke kid crying made the days of many a sentimental fan, including Jeepgirl: "the little kid was very amusing i choked on my drink." TwistedTenacity asked innocently, "I'm confused as to what Fark.com's stance on Duke is. Could someone be so kind as to enlighten me?" Richbob replied, "Sure. Duke sucks. You're welcome."
